Do you know how to Dabb?

Do you know what dabbing is?

Today my wife came to me and ask me a question and I thought it was quite easy to answer.

“Do you know what dabbing is?” She asked.

I paused with a very inquisitive look on my face and answered with a question.

“Isn't that some kind of dance?”

She giggled and proceeded to tell me how dabbing is a newly born modality that women are using to attract men. It involves a woman taking her own personal secretions from her panties and literally dabbing those secretions on her neck and skin as a form of primal come hither. a perfume if you will, that some women are using to attract men, and they say it works wonders.

Now personally, I think that any woman that would do this is a slut anyway and THAT is what's attracting men. her eagerness to rile men up sexually. Now, I will admit that some men probably find this fetish really attractive and it's not my business to judge or dive into judgment over any man's fetishes. Some man these days will wrap his lips around anything with five toes and will even consider four toes if the conditions are right. But I won't judge him either, at least not entirely.

I don't know fellas, there are a lot of different ways a woman could get my attention while simultaneously letting me know that she's available and interested. She could wink at me across a crowded room, or grab my ass, or how about send me over a complementary order of hot wings (extra spicy), But dabbing her own hot milky seepage behind her ears and nape of neck?

THATS JUST WORLD I DON'T WANNA LIVE IN!

Cause WHAT NEXT?, you know we as human beings always push the envelope further and further. We can't eat just one cookie, Hell No. We gather all the cookies in town and end on My 600 pound life. Next we'll hear that women are carrying around used tampons in their handbags with hopes to nab a husband, after dabbing nightly with them of course.

The point is simply that I was amazed and startled that women in today's age with so much freely given information would think that there's a hack in attracting a man. And for the record I'm talking about men not males. We seem to have come so far but learned so very little. There's no hack to life. Just simple fundamental rules and principles that if followed with discipline will lead us to be in a better position than our peers.

No matter what the subject is. Whether it's boxing, investments, dating, even shopping. You can get very provocative diving down into different modalities and new innovative fancy steps. But those that win and win consistently follow the fundamentals. The basic boring fundamentals.